itstoolateforcake: Look at Rannoch. Now back to us. Now back at Rannoch; now back to us. Sadly, you don’t live there. But if you listen to Shepard we could both live there. Look down; back up. Where are you? You’re on a ship instead of the planet you wish you lived on. What’s in my hand? It’s a reaper code that will give the geth intelligence. Look again; the code has been uploaded and your...
So I'm playing Tali's loyalty mission in ME2,...
tequilah-selai: You know how the three admirals are all fighting about what to do with the geth? Gerrel wants to go to war, Koris wants to work with them, and Xen wants to take over their AI again. Xen = Control Koris = Synthesis Gerrel = Destroy
Different species' reactions to new technology
Turians: Does it have have bullets?
Quarians: Can we use it to destroy the Geth?
Geth: Can we use it to stop the Creators from destroying us?
Volus: Will it make me money?
Elcor: Curious inquiry: will it make us talk faster?
Asari: Can I use it to seem superior?
Salarians: Can I keep it secret?
Drell: Does it have a scope?
Krogan: Does it cure the genophage? No? Can I headbutt it then?
Humans: Can I fuck it?
Reapers: lolno. Nice try, though.
Hey! Tali stole the Normandy's tech!
aggiepunbot: Well not literally, I mean. She apparently stole the design from the Normandy and gave it to the quarians. “This diplomatic frigate is like no quarian ship on record. Its hull is relatively low temperature and it appears to be venting heat in a manner similar to that of the Normandy when it comes out of stealth mode. How the quarians developed this high-tech vessel is unknown, but...
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I’m just in a Mass Effect mood.
this pleases me